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I Am No Raees–Red Chillies Entertainment, I Want A Refund!

It was after eight days; my body temperature kissed the normal level on the thermometer. The viral fever had kept me confined in home all these days, so when dad asked me if I wanted to go for a movie, I said yes. Then he asked son, Kaabil or Raees; I chose Raees for I had loved Parzania and was hoping Rahul Dholakia would have used SRK rightly. He booked the 8 P.M show at the DLF Mall India, Noida Sec 18.

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Dad likes to be on time- so we were at the multiplex sharp at 7:45. He bought nachos, and I got for myself a bucket of popcorns. I also wanted to have a coke, but as my throat was still awful, he didn’t let me have one.
Believe me; the popcorn bucket was quarter empty when we walked out of the auditorium. Dad said, Laila Laila gaana toh sun le, uske baad nikalte hai, but I said papaji nahi ho payega, ghar chalo.

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Srk fans can come and set me to fire but I will say SRK appears to me now the Saddam Hussein of Bollywood, and he evokes a desire for revolt. Cinema is a craft—and no one has the right to molest the craft. Khuda ko bhi haq nahi hai–SRK toh fir bhi insaan hai.  

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SRK, you have become the world’s richest film actor –your net worth is over 600 million dollars. Forbes calls you the world’s biggest movie star and Newsweek addressed you recently as one of the 50 most influential people in the world. Bhaijaan kuch toh kadr karo logo ke pyaar ki. Khuda ko kya jawaab doge.

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 Aap apni aulaad ke liye, apne rishtedaaro ke liye achha kama chuke hai. Ab aur Cinema ko commercialize mat kariye. Baaki karte ho karne de, lekin aap mat kariye—kaahe ke aap humare maa baap ke azeez hai. Log aapko gariyaate hai– aur humaare boodhe maa baap  sar niche kar chup chaap sunte hai. Aakhir kab tak K3G aur Dilwale Dulhaniya ka hawaala deke aapki izzat bachaaye mere bujurg maa baap.

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Aane waali nasle hasengi aap pe Bhaijaan. Zaroor hasengi. Abhi bhi waqt hai, sambhal jaiye. Shohrat sab kuch nahi hoti. Agar aapko kahaniya chahiye– toh aap Dehradun chale jaiye, wahan meri maa rehti hai, woh lekhika hai, aapke liye achha kirdaar likhengi.

Mai aapse nafrat ab karne laga hoon, abram ke paida hone ke baad– lekin is nafrat ke tale dabi hai bepanaah mohobbat .

Bhaijaan Kabhi kabhi gairat jagaane ke liye kade alfaaz zarurat ban jaate hai.

Khuda Haafiz.

 

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Shubhendu Punj

Teri ek boond ka pyaasa mai---o pyaar ke sagar!

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