1. Accidently opening the conversation that you have been avoiding since long! You master in reading WhatsApp messages without opening them. . .
2. Being a serial plan canceller and coming up with believable reasons to do the same
3. Stalking your haters on Social media and instantly having a sign of relief on finding their embarrassing or ugly picture!
4. Showing your interest in something you just don’t care about. Just nod, Smile and Repeat.
5. When people give you unnecessary advice
“Thank you so much for your opinion. Okay. Bye.”
6. Conveying people what you are thinking about, without even opening your mouth. Giving *that* look
7. Keeping your opinions and thoughts to yourself, because if anyone heard what went inside your head you’d have no friends
8. But at the same time knowing whom you can trust your secrets with.
You know all your safe bets!
9. For you avoiding people you are not bothered to talk to is as easy as breathing!
10. Bitching about the cleanliness when you visit other people’s homes
You go carefree little bitch!